I like this:

Turns out that a very small percentage of a very, very large number is still significant. Your hand sanitizer is only as good as the number of decimal points the nines stretch to.

by Jamie Condliffe in Gizmodo, on this:

via xkcd.

(It’s 20,000 for those of you struggling with your decimals.)

I am always somewhat annoyed by the rampant paranoia in sanitiser commercials. It is a miracle humans managed to survive the last few 100,000 years.

Phaezen > Indeed. And hand sanitiser will help us get through at least 99.9% of the next 100,000.

Haha! I’ll take my chances with that .000000001%